Dear Capitalism, We're Breaking Up
This hoodie is your mixtape and manifesto.
You scanned the code. That means you’re done pretending.
Ready to opt out, burn out, or vibe out in strategic defiance.
Welcome to your soft rebellion moment.
Where burnout becomes your breakup anthem, and healing is the new hustle.
Breakin’ Up With Capitalism Playlist
Curated by someone who once cried in a conference room and still made the PowerPoint. This playlist slaps. This playlist understands. This playlist is your resignation soundtrack.
What got you through it?
Tell us the song that carried you through your corporate villain origin story. Ugly cry tracks. Rage bops. Resignation anthems. We might just add it to the playlist.
The Breakup Letter
A handwritten note to the system that raised us on hustle and abandoned us at therapy. Print it. Read it at your next Zoom call. Tape it to your mirror like a post-capitalist affirmation.
You’re not lazy. You’re just done.
Done with unpaid emotional labor, vibe-killing 1:1s, and being gaslit by Outlook.
This isn’t quitting.
This is reclaiming your peace.
This is soft rebellion.
This is you, protecting your vibe.
